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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Under 100 Percent

In the educational community we call them field trips, but I have no idea why. I wonder if that term comes from the days when the entire school met in one house in the middle of nowhere and to go anywhere from the school, everyone had to walk through a field. No matter how it got its name, the field trip is one of the most exciting events for students and clearly one of the most dreaded among teachers. Lesson plans must be written for those students who don’t attend, transportation must be arranged, money almost always changes hands and a strict accounting must be made. Field trips are valuable, actually essential to the educational system, but can be stressful if not traumatic.

In my twenty-eight years of teaching, I have conducted countless field trips. My career began as a choir director, so I was constantly taking students to choral music events. I taught math for two years in America before moving overseas and I don’t remember taking students on any field trips. Freud would probably say field-trip stress was somehow related by my switch from choir to math.

I then moved to England to teach for the Department of Defense. We were constantly going on field trips, again for musical purposes, but also to take students off the base where they lived, went to church, shopped and went to school. Living in a foreign country is for most people a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and overseas educators feel, as they rightly should, that some of the onus for getting those children out into their host country falls upon the schools.

When the base in England closed, I was re-assigned to The Netherlands where I continued to teach instrumental music as well as a few math classes. Once again, I was taking students on music-related trips. During those first two years we formed a pep-band, something our school had never had before. I arranged for a bus (in the Netherlands, all students are transported on city buses) to take us to a school in Belgium to play during a basketball game. I had no idea where the American School of Brussels was; I expected the driver to know since I had listed that as our destination on the bus request forms. He did not.

We drove to downtown Brussels and I got off the bus to hail a cab. The driver spoke no English, but he did understand I was clearly lost and my destination was the American School of Brussels. He indicated he would take us there, but we had to pay him about sixty dollars worth of local currency which I collected in bits from the students on board.

After two years in the Netherlands, I took the eighth grade math position. Our teaching team was constantly looking for opportunities to take the students someplace where their education would be enhanced. That first year, we decided to take all eighty of them to the Christmas Market in Aachen, Germany, a city just over the border from the Netherlands. Christmas markets are a very popular idea in European cities. They resemble an American flea market, except the fleas are much more chic. Also, there is always a beer tent, where people as young as fourteen can get all the beer they can pay for, with their parents permission, of course.
On the day, we loaded two buses with students, parents, and teachers. The drive took about thirty minutes and we arrived without incident. We de-boarded the buses, placed students in pre-arranged groups with a team-teacher and parents, and then we entered the market covering the city center, what would be several square blocks in American terms.

This was a great field trip and turned out to be one of our best. We walked and shopped with our students and taught them as much as we could about German culture. Many of the booths held the students’ fascination, just as they would in any American city’s festival. We wore ourselves out walking and walking. By noon, I was ready for the buses to take us back to our school in time for lunch.

One by one our groups arrived at the meeting point. Students who had not been grouped with friends quickly found them and loaded the buses. I was thinking everything was going well, like a person who has no idea he or she has wandered to the thinnest part of the ice, or the classic circus clown who has no idea his shoe is on fire.

When we arrived at the school, students were already asking about Chris. We couldn’t find him on our bus so we figured he was on the other one. We watched as students disembarked, waiting for that familiar face to appear. It did not. We searched the buses in case he was sleeping. He was not. The four team teachers huddled together outside the buses and faced the obvious truth. Our professional resumes would now include: once left a student in a foreign country on a field trip.

We went into the school as a group to face the principal with the news and get instructions about what to do next. On the way there, we talked about how we should have known that Chris, the product of an American military man and a Greek mother would need special attention. He was always trouble in our classrooms. Chris didn’t struggle to understand what we taught; he was very smart. Chris didn’t have ADD, ADHD, or emotional problems. Chris simply worked against what we teachers tried to accomplish in our rooms. Sometimes passively, sometimes aggressively, Chris subverted our plans, purposely did the wrong thing, and caused headaches for whichever one of us was in charge.

When we arrived at the office, the principal was already waiting for us. Chris was fine. He called his father at work and his mother had gone to Aachen to get him. The mother had called the school to ask for a conference during our afternoon meeting time. The principal wanted to know how this happened. My female colleague who taught English in the group spoke up. “It’s my fault,” she said. “He was in my group. He must have slipped away during the trip to the buses and I didn’t realize it.”

“What you’ve done is inexcusable. There is no explanation you can give for not checking role before the buses left. I hold all of you responsible. I have no idea what you’ll say to his mother this afternoon.”

We were dismissed from the principal’s office. We had an hour to create our story so we got to work quickly. Actually we had no story. We had made a mistake that could have cost us our careers, but Chris’ calm thinking protected him, and us, from the worst that this situation could have brought us. In the end, it was this very difficult student who had saved the day for all of us.
When his mother arrived, she brought upset mother’s passion with her. She was very distressed about our having left Chris and wanted to know how it could have happened. We apologized all over ourselves. We had no excuse. We were so humbled and grateful that Chris was alright. We bragged on the quick thinking and resourcefulness of this kid that drove us all nuts. We apologized for what we had put her through. We were wrong. We were sorry. Mother forgave us, and left.

Suddenly, we could all breathe again.

A few basics underly the successful field trip: order buses early, distribute a permission slip and collect one for each student with the telephone number of every parent, to use when you return to the school at eleven o’clock and one student is left without a ride.

Somehow, I learned to handle the unexpected and emergencies. I could tell you of the trip I took with junior high boys to sing with my grandfather’s barbershop choir, how two twin boys snuck a stowaway with alcohol on the bus, how they ran into the woods when I confronted them, how I called the police from the monastery where were singing and then, quite appropriately slipped to my knees and begged God to intervene.

I could tell of having to send two buses home while my bus went to the police station in the city we were visiting to pick up an eighth grade girl who had been arrested at the mall for shoplifting. I've already shared the story of how my band students were returning home to England from a week long trip to the continent when just before we were to catch the ferry, one boy hit his best friend in the eyebrow with a baseball sized rock, actually losing a round of “who can throw a rock the closest to someone without actually hitting the person.”

I've also shared the story of kayak day during Adventure Week, an outdoor education trip with eighth grade students, and how two girls, children of people I worked with at the school, tipped over in their kayak after coming through the rapids and couldn’t get their heads above water for about an eighth of a mile.

Then there are the trips I took with students as a cheerleading sponsor, volleyball coach and tennis coach. And then there is the trip when, during my first year of teaching, I took a class of eighth graders from my classroom around the outside of the school to the elementary section so I could show them the baby grand piano and when we arrived one of them was smoking a cigarette!

The most important thing I’ve learned about field trips is that the sponsor needs to be prepared to be prepared. There are no perfect field trips. Something will happen that you did not expect and will challenge your wits in the moment. The more thinking you’ve done, the better prepared you’ll be to handle what comes. But when it comes, just keep thinking.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

I opened the paper a few weeks ago, the Sunday after our school's homecoming and just really couldn't believe my eyes. Long-time members of our school community had been arrested for skimming money from the athletic department. I knew them, but not well; years ago, their daughter played tennis on my team. They had been taking ticket money for almost all sports for years. Suspicion had been hanging over them, secretly, for a few months. A camera installed in the smoke alarm caught the irrefutable proof that the suspicions were right.

The story in the paper concluded with the news that another member of our educational community, who was later revealed to be a different person with the same name, had been arrested in possession of marijuana . I grabbed our district's personnel picture-directory to show her picture to my wife. I opened the book in front of her and realized I was looking at a former employee who is now serving a multiple-year sentence for inappropriate behavior with children. After pointing him out, I turned the page and recognized a second person serving his own sentence for the same crime.

At this point right here, a poor writer will squeeze really hard for a moral. I'm guilty of that in most of what I write. But I'm going to let this opportunity to blow this post right here at the end and just say that we teachers are people-just people-and everything that comes with that.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Woah! Did You See That!

I went next door one morning last week to speak to Marla, one of my best friend teachers at my school. We're close to the same age, have taught about the same number of years, and have our first grandchild as a constant topic of conversation.

Marla, who teaches three 90 minute sections of American History, was setting up her room for the day. You can see the computer cart in the background. She's setting out laptops which will connect in wireless fashion to the internet. On the first day, students researched curricular topics. On this day, they will read a bit of their textbook online, respond to questions in a word document and send it to Marla via email for her response.

We've talked several times, Marla and I, about the caliber of student that comes to her classroom. They don't read-not in school or out-they don't listen well, aren't motivated to learn, and don't express their thoughts well, either verbally or textually.

The thing that so impressed me this morning is that Marla is doing something about all that. She isn't sitting at her desk expecting the students to read the section in the book and answer the questions at the end, keep a notebook, take a test at the end of the chapter. She's figured out how to engage her particular set of students. And for the most part, she says, it's worked. The students have been on task and busy; she's only caught a couple on a game site during work time.

The obstacles to this activity are all present. Our classrooms are in a remote building from the main high school, where the computer cart is normally housed. Marla had to work with the tech guys, also housed in our building, to make sure wireless connections were in place, and to borrow a few laptops from the teacher learning lab across the hall. The proper configuration for the desks had to be determined based on the availability of electricity, and then the room had to be set up. That took a lot of energy, a lot of aggressive determination in a single direction.

I'm so proud to work next door to Marla.

I've much to learn.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

A Time For Pause...

Today is my birthday...and I'd feel really bad about that if I didn't look so incredible with my shirt off.

I'm 53 today and I'm thinking about where my life has taken me. Before I started school, I lived in the Philippine Islands because my dad was a Navy man. In the fall of 1961, while I was still only 4 years old, my mom convinced the local school to take me in half-day kindergarten. This decision would result in my graduation from high school at only 17. I graduated from college at 21, and that fall, began teaching public school. I went to my new school a couple days before school actually began, went to the office, and asked for my schedule, meaning my roster of students. Misunderstanding what I was asking for, and mistaking me for a student, the secretary said, "Well, you'll have to go down stairs and pay for your locker first!"

I spent two years at that school in Missouri and moved back to Fayetteville, Arkansas, where I'd graduated from college. I taught school there for five years and entered the overseas teaching program, working for the Department of Defense Dependent School System. After two years in England and another six in The Netherlands, we came back to the states. I've been at a rural school in Central Arkansas ever since.

I didn't mention the two years I didn't work in a school, the first because I didn't want to and the second because I couldn't get hired. But apart from those two years, I've been in school since I was four years old. For forty-nine of the fifty-three falls of my life, I've answered the school house bell.

And now I begin to wonder just how much longer this will go. Although this is my thirtieth year, my overseas years don't count toward retirement, so to receive full benefits, I'll have to teach till I'm 60. I don't know if I can say when I peaked in my career. I've probably peaked several times, possibly when I made an album with my choral music students, maybe the years I took 60 eighth graders on a week-long outdoor education program, or maybe the years I coached tennis. But I really do think my best years with public school students are behind me.

What lies ahead? Maybe I'll teach composition in a college someday. Maybe I'll write a book, or become a professional massage therapist. Maybe one day I'll greet you at Walmart; I worked a year there once.

Whatever I do, it'll be with a storehouse of great memories. So far my life's been pretty good to me.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Please Allow Myself to Introduce...

A blog from my friend Monda. She's been blogging for a long time and No Telling isn't her only one. She's also got Fresh Ribbon, both of which have been named in the past few months as Blog of Note. Monda is one of the most insightful writers I know and her blog is rife with all kinds of topics. She also participated in National Novel Writing Month, last year and will again this year. Stop by either one of these blogs or Easy Street Prompts, or even Recession Fabulous. She either owns or has her finger in all of these.

Believe me, you'll have a great time, especially if you subscribe to No Telling in your email.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Let Us Say Thanks

I drove to school the other morning, under this sky, and thought about the blessings I've enjoyed in this life. I got to be born an American, and for all it's problems, this country has offered me a freedom and opportunity I couldn't have found anywhere else in the world. I got to be a husband, a father, and now a Poppa. I've been blessed with an incredible teaching career, one that took me to England and The Netherlands, and through which I've met the most incredible people. I touched the lives of my original students over thirty years ago and through them I've touched the lives of their children, and now their own grandchildren.

I got to make music with students, even recording an album, just like I did as a band and choir student in high school. I was blessed to be a college graduate and now, next May, to finish a master's degree. I've been so blessed through the National Writing Project, at the local, state, and national level, and through that organization I've met the most wonderful educators, right here in my home town and across the country.

I got to be a tennis teaching professional and my district let me start a team which I coached for five years. I got to finish three marathons, and then a half-marathon with my youngest daughter. I've been blessed to take students on the most incredible field trips, to the Christmas Market in Aachen, Germany, to London, to Branson Missouri, and to the state tennis championships.

But the biggest blessing of my first fifty years has been the opportunity to love so many people. Folks of every age and ethnicity, size and shape, skill and disability, so many have taken their turn under my wing and I've loved them all.

Really, I thought as I parked my car that morning, I've been one of the luckiest men on this planet, in this millennium, already blessed beyond measure. And then I stepped out of my car and saw this.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

I've Fallen, And I Can't...


Well, I did get up.

My wife and I swim in the mornings a few days of the week. I leave from there to teach. Last Friday morning, I left the pool to put away some little foam bar bells we use in the water. The room off the pool where they go has a lip which, under the fatigue of swimming 40 minutes and still wearing my goggles, I didn't notice. Having stubbed my toe and stumbled into the wet room, I put my foot down to brace myself and I might have well have set it on oiled glass. My body immediately became a bull whip, and the end part of the whip, the part that makes the crack, was my head, on the concrete floor. A shower, concern, and three signatures on an incident report later, I was on my way to the school. But I turned right at the light instead of left and came on home. My head was pounding an the muscles in my neck were tightening up. My ears throbbed too.

When my vice-principal answered the phone he said, instead of hello, "You better not need a sub." We get along well and I reminded him that I had already secured a substitute for days I need to be away. He was grateful because, he said, "I've used up all my subs and I still have one class without a teacher."

The first time I was away from the school, we learned quickly that someone who can manage the learning software on the spot has to be in the room when the students are in there. When I got back to the school, I asked Ms. Paul, an outstanding aide in the special education room down the hall from mine if she would learn the ropes and fill in for me when I was gone. She agreed, her teacher partner, Sandra Doggett, agreed, my principal agreed, and it was done.

I stayed home and my class was well covered. My wife pampered me, my children emailed their concerns.

Thank God for good people.

Mike's book montage

Bird by Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life
Girl with a Pearl Earring
The Book of Ruth
The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream
Teaching the New Writing: Technology, Change, and Assessment in the 21st-Century Classroom
Teacher Man: A Memoir
Ghost: Confessions of a Counterterrorism Agent
Dumbing Us Down: The Hidden Curriculum of Compulsory Schooling
Schools That Work: America's Most Innovative Public Education Programs
Lies My Teacher Told Me: Everything Your American History Textbook Got Wrong
A Death in Belmont
The Tipping Point
Blink
The Bible: A Biography
Magical Thinking: True Stories
Warriors Don't Cry: The Searing Memoir of the Battle to Integrate Little Rock's Central High
Reading Judas: The Gospel of Judas and the Shaping of Christianity
The Ghost Map: The Story of London's Most Terrifying Epidemic--and How It Changed Science, Cities, and the Modern World
I Feel Bad About My Neck
The Shack


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